they call him Mellow Yellow!!!!

they call him Mellow Yellow!!!!
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Sunday, November 20, 2011

Itchin' For A Kickin'.... Who, Where, What, and Why in NYC

Okay kids, sorry it took me so long to make a new slick-comment, laden post.  I was busy tweeting the rapid fire of hideousness my eyes have had the displeasure/entertainment of experiencing to all those who take the time out for laughter.  Now this post is a spin on the tweets from that ask poll questions and other random comments, the new and wonderful segment dedicated on venting on the people that need an ass-kickin' and the reasons why and its called (waaaaiiiit for it........) Itchin For A Kickin'!

First Offender
Who:  75% of the MTA Bus Drivers
Where:  Any given borough
What:   For generally being the worst.  Sideswiping cars with no remorse, ignoring the people wishing to ride the bus, Splashing the people on the sidewalk, and worst of all....putting buses out of service during rush hour for personal gain (cutting last run short, food & toilet runs) 
Why:  To out the worst of the MTA and get jobs to those who deserve them.

Second Offender
Who:  Chicks who wear short shorts and micro minis
Where:  Manhattan, Brooklyn (Wherever Salt-n-Pepa wannabees or Dirty Hippies may be) and the Love and Hip Hop bird, Kimbella (and others like her)
What:  For wearing clothing so short that the cellulite, fajas (girdles), the separation of sheer leg portion of the control top panty portion, confirming that you go commando or wear the wrong size undergarments.
Why:  Because it is reminiscent of the 1980's 42nd st. hookers that Guiliani worked so hard to get rid of and you might get a coochie cold, yeast infection or a summons.

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