Watch Your Step!

Sooooooo, I understand that NYC isn't the most tidy of places, but come on, if you get this close to a garbage can, JUST THROW IT IN THE BIN!!!!  Just for you, I have the top finds of the summer.....presenting ohhhhhh sh*t, don't step!

 
1.  "Sexual Chocolate"- positioned beautifully in BedStuy as if its a piece of art, I thought for sure I was on Candid Camera or Punk'd.  But the real question is, who put mini-blinds in the bin?2. "Chicken Wang"- gon' an do yo thang!  Look at the fence post... a styrofoam box with fries & wings next to the garbage can. What can anyone say about this in lovely Flushing, NY?  I was speechless too.

3.  Out in a "Manhattan Minute"-  Are you in that much of a hurry that you lose a shoe?  Are you looking for that Prince Charming by leaving your Coach sneaker behind with a Starbucks napkin as a handkerchief?  And for the gentleman's dress shoes.... is this from an episode of Fringe?  Is this an invisible man posing or did he just spontaneously combust?  Because notice the shoes are positioned as if they are in stride.  ONE WORD: stran-ge.

Stay tuned, pretty babies.... There will be another installment sooner than later.  I promise you will take a second look before purchasing or patronizing local businesses (to laugh of course).